Hey, just a few days ago during MY tumblr detox, I dreamed that the next mammoth tumblr ship was Ursula/Scar from the Disney movies, and that the kid from Treasure Planet was their son, which was covered up by Disney execs for some reason.

I also dreamed there were HUGE rage battles over it being homophobic to ship an obviously gay character like Scar with a woman, and people counter-claiming that since Ursula was modeled off a drag queen, it's okay.

I prefer to see this as a sign that even in my subconscious, I am waging war on the tentacles that site put in my head.

--Rogan